My boyfriend is planning to let me have it with some pies this weekend, and he wants me to put some effort into making some really sloppy ones.
I have two jars of Fluff that I would like to use, so wondered if anyone has any experience of making fluff pies and can offer some tips/recipes etc??
I am going to be receiving around 5 pies in total whilst lying down on the ground, direct to the face, one by one, with my partner sat above me. He is keen to make it as humiliating as possible for me.
Grateful for any thoughts on how I can get well and truly trashed
I haven't used fluff pies too often but when I have I've make them with one container of fluff in a pie shell. The fluff will ooze everywhere if it overflows your pie base. If you're using other types of pie filling I would start with the fluff then move on to the other types of pies after.
For cleanup it's not like regular pies where you can just wipe away the mess easily because of the stickiness. I get the person who pies me to clean my eyes with damp/wet paper towel so around my eyes are clean and can open without fluff running down my face and into them.